to too two Tuesday

“Today’s Tuesday, isn’t it. Today’s Tuesday, isn’t.” He screamed in her ear, spittle hitting her cheek. “Isn’t it!”
“It is,” she admitted.
“To too two Tuesday. Tutus.”
She was wearing a frilly pink tutu. She hadn’t been before.
“Haha! To too two Tuesday.” He had to stop to think. “Toot!”
She tooted.
“Haha! To too two Tuesday-”
“Tomorrow,” she interjected.
“Tomorrow,” he agreed, then clapped a hand over his mouth, but it was too late. “OMG It’s Wednesday, isn’t it?”
She said, “Wend winds Wednesday, Window Dressing.”
“But the n’s are wrong!” he cried. But they weren’t. He was window dressing.

 

this one is so odd. i don’t even know.
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