I’m a fuel injected suicide machine! I’m a rocker, I’m a roller, I’m an-
Okay, I’m a guy who likes to sit at home and read books while wishing my cat would pay more attention to me. I’m made of peanut butter and sourdough. I’m about to finish college and I don’t have much idea of what I’ll do after other than pray to the ghost of He-Man that someone will pay me a ludicrous amount of money for my first book.
I write stuff, mostly fantasy. I read stuff, mostly fantasy. I watch too much basketball. I look like Leonardo DiCaprio if he weren’t handsome. I place commas according to gut instinct. I conduct a surreptitious love affair with semi-colons, and if Kurt Vonnegut thinks they are “transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing,” all I can say is that Kurt shouldn’t be so judgy about other people’s love lives.
Hit me up on twitter. @thewritten_man